Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 4:06 PM
Hi!This is DR. Mental's apprentice reporting for work. As you know, I am the girl who laugh at every single funny thing(maybe not). Did you know that during tuition you can find me lying on the floor laughing my head off. And whenever someone says the word funny in my tuition when I am drinking water, you would feel like changing my name to "Singapore's one and only Merlion who spits out water when someone says "Funny"!" Lame right?? Here is a few jokes and riddles for you.Joke #1 Three men were stranded on a deserted island (Autralian man, American man and a Chinese man.) The Australian man went to gather firewood while the American man stayed at the beach to pitch the tent. The Chinese man was instructed to get suppiles. After the Australian man came back(the Chinese man was expected to come back already), the Chinese man was not back yet. The American and the Australian man went to search for the Chinese man for many days. One day, after trying to search for the Chinese man, the Chinese man jumped out of the bush and shouted, "SUPPLIES!! (SURPRISE!)"I hope that you understand the above joke!!!Riddle #1Why do indian aeroplanes take off going straight up and then fly forward, without tilting the aeroplane at all?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????Answer: Because they serve curry, thus they are scared that the curry would spill.Riddle #2Why do indian aeroplanes tilt a little went landing?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????Answer: Beacuse indians shake their head when they talkAir stewardess: We are landing sir!Pilot: OKAY!Lots of love,DR. MeNtAl's apprentice!!!